when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs
my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir
did this broccoli just flip me off?
as you can clearly see, the broccoli thumb is extended, showing that the figure present is the broccoli index finger. he is trying to declare something scholarly
dude I think your broccoli is hitting on you